A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.
How was tommy last night?
He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.
Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?
Yes, just like all men are.
He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.
Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?
Yes, just like all men are.
by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022
Get the Walking dildomug. by tyty all day way January 29, 2010
Get the scutta walkmug. there head is down hands in there pockets; stiff walking fast. usually there name is andrew , bald and fat , also someone who plays destiny 2 and doesnt get girls and cant talk to girls
by MyNameIsAndrew October 16, 2020
Get the Virgin walkmug. A walking trashcan is a dog who eats anything and everything. Typically puppies that know nothing and are stupid to realize the consequences that might come with eating things they should not.
Typically a walking trashcan eats rocks, grass, dirt, turds, frozen turds, and trash to anything on the ground or in trash bins. Perhaps the yellow snow. Sometimes ends in choking, puking, unnecessary animal vet bills, poisoned or possible death.
The walking trashcan typically does this to make its owner frustrated or just stupid. You pick.
Typically a walking trashcan eats rocks, grass, dirt, turds, frozen turds, and trash to anything on the ground or in trash bins. Perhaps the yellow snow. Sometimes ends in choking, puking, unnecessary animal vet bills, poisoned or possible death.
The walking trashcan typically does this to make its owner frustrated or just stupid. You pick.
by DestructiveBurn July 23, 2022
Get the walking trashcanmug. Walking around like a chump while having access to an alternate (and faster) means of transport, be it bicycle, car, or horse.
"Why are you chump walking when you could be driving right now?"
"Why is Link chump walking when he could be riding around on Epona?"
"Look at that silly chump walker, I bet he forgot his bicycle again."
"Why is Link chump walking when he could be riding around on Epona?"
"Look at that silly chump walker, I bet he forgot his bicycle again."
by ChaceWiggin August 11, 2012
Get the Chump Walkmug. when your take a female, turn her upside down placing her legs over your shoulders. you then place her muff on your chin like a beard- hence the walking abraham.
by Dr Blumpy Dallas Fogbank June 23, 2011
Get the Walking Abrahammug. Also spelled Walking Slushee, is an inside joke that began somewhere in Gig Harbor WA or Tacoma WA, and is when someone for Halloween out there pet Duck inside an ICEE slushee, and the slushee appeared to be walking, this was a meme, with a quick rise and fall, but deserves to be remembered.
Herb: “remember when Kati cut out holes in a slushee and put her pet duck in it for Halloween, and called it “the walking slushee”
by Walking_slushee December 31, 2020
Get the Walking Slusheemug.