Our lord and savior

Joeee

All hail our lord and savior Joeee

by LevyStevie April 12, 2019

Lord Jesus Christ

-The son of God who died on the cross so that everyone's sins could washed away.
-Was the only human being to ever walk the earth without giving in to sin. The rest of us have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
-Loves us so much even though we continue to sin and disregard the ten commandments.
-in this day and age, the world and all its material possessions + the devil blind us from the truth!
-the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

When atheists or non-Christians are on their deathbeds, they will realise then that the Lord Jesus Christ is real and that he is the way/truth and life.

Dear Lord Jesus Christ,
Thankyou for dying on the cross for us!
Please forgive the sins that we have committed and help us to forgive those who have sinned against us.
In Jesus wonderful name we pray,
Amen.

by God-bless-you April 18, 2007

Gay lord

Something to call a gay trans kid.

That kid over there is a gay lord.

by Xbox: ixcee October 19, 2018

trap lord

The ruler of the area, controls all traffic.

"Hey man look at this dude thinking he can do whatever he wants."
"Bro he's the trap lord"

by BoiyBoiySammysmiththefirst July 9, 2016

Lord Zulfre Shadowalker

usually a scary ass mother fucker.. usually enjoys doing michchevous things.. these things can easilly scar you for life

Lord Zulfre Shadowalker Attacks your leg and bites it off

by Zulfre December 4, 2004

Lord Obble Gobble

A portentous and large man. usually the width of the earth with big saggy moobs and diabetic head

The man was so fat he was a Lord Obble Gobble

by IlikePootatoes February 26, 2021

Alfie Allan lord

The uks top shagger . If there’s birds in your area then he’s been there , he is thought to be then biggest unit the country has to offer and was once in a fist fight where he knocked out half of blackpools population and killed all residents in Luton just for fun

Alfie Allan lord is a beast

by The beast 174 April 17, 2022