gravy skid

when your at dxl and the big back worker bends over for no reason in front of you and his massive brown greasy skidmark makes your lunch start to come back out, then his little head turns back an makes eye contact and then you realize its some kind of public fecal fascination

i was shopping at dxl and i needed help finding some shoes and the employee was eager to assist, then he bent over and turned his big back my way as he bent over to show everyone his poop lined gravy skid down the crack of his britches

by no roads March 8, 2025

Baby-gravy

Cum, jizz, spunk, ejaculate, baby-gravy, semen, sperm, wet-regret, cock-slime, swimmers, pussy-paste, ball-groule, nut, bollock-smoothie, forbidden milkshake

“Covered the whores money-maker in baby-gravy”

“Haha looks like my baby-gravy after my bollocks got trodden on”

by Aj the spunker May 29, 2023

sugar gravy

Sugar syrup for topping ice cream or putting in coffee. It’s most popular in chocolate, caramel and mocha.

Let me put some sugar gravy on the ice cream before we serve it.

by Justsarahash May 31, 2023

Frosty Gravy

When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray, put a popsicle stick in it and let it freeze. Once frozen, your partner proceeds to have coitus with said popsicle. The Frosty Gravy then melts becoming a delicious, creamy snack.

Hey John, I'd like some Frosty Gravy for breakfast tomorrow!

by Diabolical Pigg June 5, 2023

Gravy Time

When you have reached a point
in your life, after loving and suffering
enough, that you are truly ok going with going with the flow.

It’s not that I don’t care buddy, but I’m on gravy time now and thinking about things a a whole lot differently.

by RJLA June 11, 2023

Gravy Seal

A person who only works on the big jobs. They ONLY work on high budget jobs so they can negate responsibilities. The individual has no drive and no passion for what they do. They are comparable to a drone just going through the motions of life.

Man! Tyler has been on this job from the very beginning. He will probably stick it out to the end. He's just an absolute gravy seal! Look at him barely go!!!

by Narcissist Francis June 11, 2024

fat cow gravy

this is what texans call ice cream

Dell: I'll have a vanilla fat cow gravy, pardner.

by FlyingKP June 21, 2024