The California Cum Roll

When you are fucking a girl up the ass on a bed, when you orgasm you cum on her chest and roll her off the bed.

That girl last night was so mean i gave a her a taste of the california cum roll.

by Alex and Danny November 12, 2008

california fire hose

when hot sause is inserted into a girls vagina. When she screams it burns, you then begin to urinate into the vagina, to help the burn from the hot sause

GUY 1 - dude, i gave that girl a california fire hose.
GUY 2 - righto!

by the fire man July 20, 2009

california brown cow

The act of forcing a turd from your butthole. Often involves grunting due to the fight to push out the feces. Similar to trying to move a literal cow, California Brown Cow is large and stubborn

-Dude what was all that grunting in there?
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture

by cdm0048 August 28, 2013

california darby roll

a girl who would like to have sex while on her period

Boy 1: Dude its my girlfriends time of the month and she wanted to have sex!
Boy 2: Shes such a california darby roll

by waterbottle1999 April 27, 2015

california fudge slide

when a woman shits on a guys dick and then he bangs her with it .

Yo mikey really gave that hootchie a california fudge slide at the party last night.

by kIDFuNkyFRieD April 4, 2011

california straw twister

When some one takes a straw and sucks the shit out of another persons ass hole

man we were going weird she did a california straw twister

by MrKat May 30, 2016

California Cherry Crush

Fucking a girl so hard that even if she is a virgin, she starts bleeding again.

Guy 1: I popped my girls cherry again.

Guy 2: That only happens once, dipshit.

Guy 1: Not if you just believe.

Guy 3: You mean, if you give her a California Cherry Crush.

Guy 1: ...Why don't you guys ever let me invent stuff...

by IRHMP August 27, 2016