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Batting Ass

To take base hits galore against the Pitching team destroying them.
Wow the Arizona Diamondbacks sure Batting Ass against the Colorado Rockies.
by Oven mitt guy October 22, 2023
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bat spots

A place where kinky hidden treasures exist.
A place where sex toys are hidden.
I accidentally told my softball team about the bat spots where I hide all my secret play toys.
by Earl Dirt Jr July 23, 2020
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Bat call

Last minute call/text to/from someone for a get together or a meet up.
Oh shit I just got the bat call from Bobby, let’s head over.
by Batman247 September 1, 2022
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seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better
Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat
by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017
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BATs

Did you see Dave's new girlfriend last night? She's got some BATs.
by Bjorn McPherson February 1, 2019
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on that bat

Somebody asked,

"Where that Topo Chico @?"
Holding them in my hand,
I responded flatly,
"I'm on that bat."
by Splendidfalcon September 7, 2016
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Prehistoric Bat

Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.
Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.
by doctorcutie6 June 1, 2021
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