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Arkansas Switchback

When two opposite gender siblings are having sex in the doggystyle posistion, the male pulls the sisters head as far around as possible and spits in her mouth while still inside her. Both sibling must be native Arkansas residents.
While on a camping trip in arkansas, three friends decided to pay 30 dollars a person to see a sibling fuck show. During the show one of the viewers asked if the man and woman could prove they were siblings. While fucking the woman from behind the man laughed and replied, "you just watch how I spit her mouth",(he yanks her head around and preceedes to spit into her mouth),"up round these parts we call that the Arkansas Switchback, and thats all the proof we need."
.......Actually a true Story!
by Ben B. September 8, 2006
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Taylor Swifting

1. The act of telling a blind date/girl from internet where to meet you and then driving by first to see what she looks like. If she's ugly you can drive away and you never had to actually meet her.

2. When your friend tells you that a girl is hot but when you meet her you kick him in the balls and take his man card for thinking that an ugly chick is hot.

3. When extremely over-rated singers who are popular with people under 25 are placed on tour venues, tv shows, movies and awards shows where they don't belong just to fill an empty slot and make extra money off of teenyboppers who's suburban moms will pay anything to make their kids happy.

4. Having sexual fantasies about any girl who's makeup job and facial features make her look like a raccoon.
1. I'm meeting some girl from AOL today, but i'm gonna be Taylor Swifting her first to see if she looks as good as her picture...

2.
Guy One: "Hey this girl in 3rd period is hot man"

Guy Two: "Really? Who?"

Guy One: "She's the blonde right over there"

Guy Two: "In the red shirt?"

Guy One: "Yeah"

Guy Two: *Kicks Guy One In Balls* "Sorry bro, she's ugly"



3. 13 YR Old Girl: "OMG did you hear who's gonna be at the VMA's?!!!"

Her BFF: "Yea Taylor Swift! Miley Cyrus too!"

13 YR Old Girl: "OMG im sooo excited!"



4. "http://www.raccoonfaces.com is a great sight for taylor swifting, they have great pix of Avril Lavigne!"
by Nitro Man March 15, 2009
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Swifting

Oh my god, she is swifting again. She is such a slut sometimes.
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Taylor Swift

A 25 year old pop singer with her latest album being 1989.
Omg have you heard Taylor swifts new album!!!!
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Taylor Swift

An amazingly talented, extremely successful, beautiful, genuinely awesome person. Her recent album, 1989, was her most successful album selling over 5 million copies in the US alone. she sold out of every show on her 1989 World Tour, in 2015. She has an amazing voice and a very sweet, kind personality. She is dating Calvin Harris and they have been together for over a year, they are goals.
"Wow, she's beautiful and has a great voice!"
"Yeah, she's such a Taylor Swift."
by SadieW May 13, 2016
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Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch

A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.
Yo dood!

whats up spankey!

so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!

wait where did you get the lemur?

shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!

oh, alright.....
by CivilizedGentleman July 8, 2011
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Switch

An Asian Monk eyed Nigger who worked on the railroad
Milad: Oh no switch’s coming
Michael: Yay more erections
by Railroad general April 9, 2019
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