Sean

Definition of true swag, best Golds Gym employee with the right amount of self confidence and swagger. He is what a man should look like.

Sean does not leave you hanging but his swag simply forces you to dap him up, even if you initially go for a fist bump

“Yo Za, Sean has so much swag that I became trans so I can date him”

by Salty Cj September 10, 2021

Sean Rooney

A guy who has never touched weed in his life but can easily pass off as a stoner on a daily basis.

You're such a Sean Rooney, you're just high all the time.

by aigormd March 27, 2011

Sean

Sean has a massive heart and massive cock, can dick you down for hours, loves cocaine and titties.

Hey mate, I found a Sean last night in the club I couldn't walk the next day!

by Massivemilkers69 October 28, 2023

Shiny Sean

A trimmed taint style reminiscent of when Dirty Owen trims Sean’s taint with 2-guard clippers.

D-Boy wanted a Shiny Sean so he tipped the gal at Super Cuts 5$ extra.

by Perm One November 23, 2021

Sean

Big smelly jobbie who knows nothing about cars and edits screenshots

Aw, there’s that guy Sean - wanker

by Yer_Da_Votes_Tory August 18, 2023

Sean

Very funny, nice, kind, intelligent person

“Sean is uh funny😂”

by anonymous February 5, 2023

Sean

A phenomenal magical man that will love you to your core, every piece of you..behind closed doors. He will approximately once a year let you know what you mean to him. When you're with him however all you will get out of him is criticisms and various hate speech about you. Don't worry, these words aren't about you, they're about him. It's the only way he can get such self hatred out, which he shouldn't have btw, because he's the most amazing guy on the entire planet. He will make what he hates about himself your fault and your problem. He can't stop the trash words out of his mouth. Even if he wants you to stay he will tell you to go, even going so far as to remove you with the police, all the while his eyes telling you he needs you. He lives walled up behind a self preservation barrier on an island of loneliness. He thinks he is perfect and underneath the porcupine exterior. he is. But you'll end up rabid and full of quills if you try. Noone can save this adorable raccoon from himself but him. Steals hearts and cracks them, steals your coat straight out of the dryer at the wash. And wants all your coins and internet because he is a leprechaun. He's really a beautiful unicorn though. And I will always love him. I wanted to invite him for Christmas and corn dogs but he bit me instead. My little oatmeal monster who needs head pats and songs. I know all the solutions to his pain but he swatted that away too. You know my number.

Sean is my rabid raccoon.

by Ugotmynumber March 23, 2023