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Swift middle school

A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING
Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024
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Swiftes

A new derogatory term given to the kansas city chiefs team and fans after patrick mahomes got together with tayor swift
Swiftes fan: Oh yeah patrick mahomes is the best qb ever!
Anybody else: Fucking swifties man.
by NotTheRealShady February 4, 2024
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Swiftie

Masturbating in a public bathroom, such as a restaurant, business, school, church, et cetera. This definition was developed by zGen to illustrate how celebrity culture has become like public masturbation, a largely self-indulgent display of isolation.
MargaretBrennan had a Swiftie at CBS studios after filming FaceTheNation last week.
by LuckyStumbles February 5, 2024
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Swiftie

Someone who is a huge fan of Taylor SWift , knows every lyric to her songs , her details and supports her 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
Are you listening to Taylor Swift again?

Yes , Im such a swiftie!
by yourfavgreek November 14, 2023
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Swift Play

A person who does thing in a swift playing motion.
Hey you see that milf? I'm gonna swift play fuck that milf's pussy today.
by iknowwhatimdoingahahahaha November 19, 2023
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Swiftards

Swiftards AKA Swifties are mentally retarded subhuman skanks who retardedly worship some talentless whore with cheap plastic surgeries known as Taylor Swift and she doesn’t even know their worthless meaningless existence. They are such a retarded hive mind that these putrid cunts will autistically screech at you if you don’t worship the ground that autotune-using cumrag walks on and fucking mongoloids are overwhelmingly prone to doing whatever they are told is currently fashionable/trendy by their beloved soulless whore.
Swiftards lack an inner voice and are unaware that they are NPCs, and are ultimately superficial. They are hardwired to their predetermined script, with limited ability to make incremental improvements but unable to fundamentally reprogram themselves. When confronted with off-script ideas or situations, they react negatively and exhibit hive mind behavior. Swiftards tend to follow the crowd by default and believe their actions are organic and spontaneous, although they behave like drones executing predetermined subroutines. They can be at odds with each other if their coding puts them in different factions. They are easily programmable and discarded.
by KYS_Swiftards November 20, 2023
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Swifto

The male version of Swiftie meaning someone who is deeply interested in Taylor Swift
by Swiftoman November 30, 2023
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