kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

Smacked

High as fuck to the point where you are a frog jumping through bubbles.

"Yo dude you were hella smacked"

by couch420 September 13, 2017

smack loin

to beat your penis

Lamar and Amir smack loin together when they got home from school.

by Dickie tights October 23, 2017

smack loin

Jacking off

Amier and zaire each other’s smack loin every single day

by Therealfgd October 23, 2017

Smack

Smack has two meanings it's either smack as in I'm gone shoot you.

It's also used when you roasting someone by saying you hella smack as in your ugly asf

I'm gonna go smack him (shoot him)

Yo this nigga right here smack asf

by Fresnoratchets May 28, 2017

Smack

(n.) A term describing someone who is or says something stupid.

John: "That guy is an idiot"

Jim: "Yeah, a real fuckin' smack"

by Richard Fitzinwell June 4, 2017

Smack-ass

To signal a sentence with mournful intentions

I'm going to smack-ass bang that dude

by The dumb kimbo June 14, 2017