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Bath Salt

A object used by flatbushzombies who are A$AP Mobbin
"Man those flatbushzombies are on bath salt"
by Fingers9422 May 2, 2021
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Band Salt

Band salt is the act of getting pissed off for no reason, or no apparent reason, particularly during a band rehearsal. People may express unnecessary anger during an episode of ‘band salt’. Band salt is usually temporary, lasting from 2 hours to 2-7days in extreme cases. Tiredness is also a common factor of band salt. Irritating people can also cause band salt. Approximately 80% of the time, band salt can be shown from someone, for no reason, then the reason could be found out hours or even days later.

Band salt can be avoided by, avoiding eye contact, avoiding verbally communicating with the band salt affected person, avoid physical contact and isolate from the person with band salt.
Person with band salt: If you don’t shut up I will legit leave

Person 1: Whatever guys, I don’t really care HOAH
by anonymoussssssssssssisisisisss November 2, 2021
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Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023
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SALTS

Smiled A Little Then Stopped
Friend: Sends a meme
You: Reply SALTS
Friend: What does that mean?
You: Smiled A Little Then Stopped
by anonymous November 25, 2020
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Salted Frosty

Semen coming out a guys ass hole after getting pounded under a palm tree.
Shit man, Cloyce is at it again! He taking it in the ass again under neath the palm trees. Man that’s disgusting! Ya let’s go inside and get outta here. Ya I can’t take listening to Cloyce scream like that. Oh my God, he’s done and now following us!

Cloyce get the fuck outta here. Oh and dude pull your pants up bro. U got a SALTED FROSTY coming out your ass!
by MeatBalloons November 17, 2022
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salt in your fore skin

a mid evil torture method that puts salt in your fore skin it hurts you tiny penis really bad
i will put salt in your fore skin

no daddy no
by the cool Agustise the 2nd December 8, 2021
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Salt Water

Meaning Cuntwaffle, shady, too faced. Addicted to attention.
Dont pay attention to salt water. It bad for your health.
by opyo December 30, 2020
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