Mr. Reading

1. To throw a huge trantrum.
2. Something old, run down, decrepid.

1. "Mum chucked a total Mr. Reading this morning..."
2. "That car is so Mr. Reading."

by Terri-ann May 5, 2006

ready brek

A slang term for cunnilingus. Alternatively, can refer to the taste of the female genitals during cunnilingus.

"Saad disappeared off with that girl last night."
"Yeah man, I heard she was dishing out the ready brek."

by Sam E Dancer April 1, 2007

Reading, Massachusetts

The most boring, shit town in all of Massachusetts. An utter joke and complete fail of a suburb.

Dude from Wakefield: Duude I'm still stoked from that beast partayy, what did u do friday night?

Me: Weelll, I live in Reading, Massachusetts

Dude from Wakefield: Ohh SUX MAN

by phillipsgurrl June 29, 2010

Hot and Ready

Picture this: you are taking a nice hot shower and the stean is swirling all around you. You finish the shower and grab for your towel, but alas...your towel is not there. You look right, then left, and see you dad wating to dab your balls dry.

Damn Jesse, you dad just gave me a free hot and ready, my balls were dry as a desert, then he sucked my breadstick.

by PDizzle June 30, 2004

Reading in the Park

An entertaining pastime, where one goes to a park for an hour to an afternoon with a slightlty-significant other (a fwb works excellently) and keep up the facade of enjoying a good book in each other's company, but in fact taking most of your time to make out, etc.

Yeah mum, I was reading in the park with David, sorry I didn't call.

by FavFemAnon April 29, 2011

readed

to have read before.

i have readed 1 book in the past 3 years

by the reading god January 4, 2008

Teleprompter Reader In Cheif

Barack Hussein Obama

I hope the Teleprompter Reader In Cheif figures out that Americans don't want him to keep going with his agenda before he spends another Trillion dollars he doesn't have.

by Dave4270 August 27, 2009