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Semen Puppy

A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.
Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?

I don't know. I am a semen puppy.
by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013
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The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.
Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012
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Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.
Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.
by cuksocker August 30, 2013
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soapy puppy

a game you play with your friend in the shower.
we played some soapy puppy.
by chuckycheeseballs February 18, 2012
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skank puppy

ussually meant to be a name for someone. mostly names that start with the letter L, M, or N. mainly Noah. it seems like thats a good name for it. skank puupy means that the person who is being called a skank puppy is a total fag or just doesn't know what to do in his or her life.
Guy.1 yo, did you see that Noah kid.
Guy.2 yeah, he's a real skank puppy.
by the one in class March 20, 2012
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Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.
Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."
by King's Fork Honey Badger August 14, 2012
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One Eyed Trouser Puppy

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.
by MDMJLM October 22, 2011
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