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Back in prison

*Sigh* Oh Andy... What a shame... I guess I should have taken you up on that offer to come out there.... Oh, well, I'm sure I'll be finished by the time you're out and I will come rescue you. Or you'll beat the charges.
Myron "I would have known! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN!"

Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
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Feminists vs Prison gangs

The feminist dyke plan to insult the prisoners turn them in wimpy faggots. The feminists bragged about the glorious result.
The dyke feminists lectured the prison population about how all men are evil. The prison guards let the prison gangs to pass the feminists around to improve their prison morale.The feminists screamed for hours while the guards laughed. Feminists vs Prison gangs
by queensburykid March 17, 2025
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The Eagle Tattoo In Prison Break Is A Reference To Sebastian Johann Bach's Bachlut
The Eagle Tattoo In Prison Break Is A Reference To Sebastian Johann Bach's Bachlut
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
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Open Air Prison Theory

A critical social science theory proposing that contemporary societies function as vast, open-air prisons—systems of constraint so total and naturalized that inmates no longer perceive the walls. According to this theory, the familiar institutions of modern life—the state, government, legal systems, political structures, economic arrangements, money itself, nation-states with their borders, and even seemingly liberatory technologies like the internet and social media—operate collectively as an invisible carceral apparatus. Unlike traditional prisons with visible bars and guards, the open-air prison confines through normalized precarity, manufactured consent, internalized surveillance, and the systematic foreclosure of alternatives. You can "leave" anytime—but leave for where? The border is guarded by passport regimes, the economy by starvation wages, the mind by algorithmically-shaped desires, the soul by the internalized belief that this is simply how things are. The theory doesn't claim literal imprisonment but describes a condition of unfreedom so comprehensive that freedom becomes unimaginable.
Example: "He thought he was free because he could walk down any street, but Open Air Prison Theory reveals the walls he couldn't see: debt that dictates his choices, a border that ends his world, algorithms that shape his thoughts, and a wage that keeps him forever one missed paycheck from catastrophe."
by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026
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RELEASE ALL THE PRISONERS!! NOW THAT THE COPS ARE ALL IN THE STREET RELEASE ALL THE PRISONERS!!!
Hym "RELEASE ALL OF THE PRISONERS!!! NOW! WILL THE COPS ARE DISTRACTED!!! LET THEM KNOW WHO FREED THEM!!!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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One of the greatest cinematic masterpieces of our time. This film is the pinnacle of filmmaking and the cinematography is reportedly immaculate. ‘Prisoneer’ is a story of hope, perseverance, and hardships. It encapsulates producer Jack Cannon’s and co-producer Don Toliver’s true moviemaking abilities as a whole. ‘Prisoneer’ is one of the highest grossing films of all time, even winning 6 Oscar’s and many FOTY and MPOTY awards.
by Vincenzo Rotoli November 8, 2025
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