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Procrasdebating

Def. 1- Doing debate-relate activities when you should be doing something else.

Def. 2 - Putting off essential debate-related activities in order to do non-essential debate related activities.

Def. 3 - Queering procrastination through performative interruption when you should be doing something else.
I've got that Math test tomorrow but Obama just signed a START treaty so I'm procrasdebating.

Dude, you really need to work on that AFF, stop cooking up superman-related counterplans, you procrasdebator.

Your assignment is due but you can't stop scrubbing the kitchen, so you suddenly start humping a couch and screaming "Allahu Ackbar!"
by yourmothersfavoritePoolBoy April 14, 2010
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Procrastilaxing

Like procrastinating, only instead of choosing to do things like play video games or go see friends, you just lay back, put on some tunes and avoid getting caught.
"Hey where's Jim?

"He's been in his room all day just.....procrastilaxing...
"what's that?"
"Go look it up on U.D."
"ok"
by Mr. CrapHat April 20, 2010
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procrasturbate

Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.
Leroy has to do all of his work in the computer lab where he can't procrasturbate.
by Slate Giz May 13, 2010
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Procopiuc

A rare yet intelligent species of Caucazian Humans. They like to live in large, enclosed spaces wich thick walls, usually in the centre of the capital of some obscure south-eastern European country.
The scientist's last wish was to see a living Procopiuc
by seeleek September 4, 2010
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Procerus Capillus

A tall, hairy, demon-like creature that roams forest. They can not cross rivers and they have a blood curdling scream.
Boy: I saw a tall demon thing in the woods!
Girl: It must have been Procerus Capillus.
by xPheonixx September 9, 2010
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Procrastichatting

The act of chatting with friends via text, Facebook chat, or other chatting medium with the purpose of prolonging the beginning of your work.
Shelby should totally be starting that paper right now, but look at her over there procrastichatting with Zach on Facebook.
by Zeke J December 1, 2010
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Procondom

When you where a condom every time you have sex or you promote condoms so that no one has to do an abortion or pay child support.
After hearing Adam pay child support, I've gone procondom.
by MrRace December 22, 2010
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