Pink Bites

pingk-bye-ts
–noun
Three piercings on BOTH sides of the bottom lip.

DUDE! Did you see Pinkerz's pink bites? They look wicked as fuck!

by Pinkerz July 7, 2011

Pink Death

A) (NOUN) A very unpleasant and painful death. Happens when one is suddenly impaled with 7-20 tiny, glowing pink shards which, after a few seconds, explode violently and tear the victim's body apart. This is most commonly experienced in the HALO games, but can be simulated in real life with the use of a lot of weed.

B) (NOUN) A very unpleasant but surprisingly fulfilling end, where one is hammered to death by seismic pelvic thrusts. These are often administered during sex by the victim's partner.

A) HALO PLAYER 1: Haha! Eat pink death, B•TCH!!!

HP2: Oh no! *explodes*

HP1: Hey, is that his spleen?

B) PRIEST: We are here today to remember this young man,

who was brutally murdered with Pink Death, by

his wife, Judith.

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Judith, you dog!

by iDS-WOTD September 10, 2011

piankaism

Proponents of Eric Rodger Pianka's view 90% of the worlds human population being wiped out by ebola or other such disaster would be beneficial to the planet.

As stated in Pianka's controversial 2006 Distinguished Texas Scientist Award from the Texas Academy of Science.

Bill: Ted my esteemed compatriot, did you know scientists like Eric Rodger Pianka believe the world might be better off if 90% of the world's population were wiped out by ebola?

Ted: No way, Bill! That's uncool!

Bill: Indeed it is, Bill! Piankaism is the new apocalyptic jihad for the masses!

by quintus lentulus batiatus December 26, 2011

Pink Weasle

A hot chick, but your not sure if she is a full on lesbian or a recreational lesbian.

That bitch is hot, but I'm not sure if shes just down for the weekend with her friend or if their gonna be making cookies on Monday too.

Down for the weekend ( Recreational, Hobby, Just Discovered Courtney Love Kinda Lesbian)

Making cookies on Monday too. ( Full On, Strap On, WNBA Kinda Lesbian)

lesbian WNBA Pink Weasle Pinky Dyke

by choadus13 January 8, 2012

Pink Slurp

1/4 Gin, 1/4 Calpol Cough Medicine & 1/2 Rosé Wine, used as a cheap alternative to illegal drugs and expensive alcholic cocktails. used widely in Irish house parties over the past few months. Can be drank to enhance a particular moment in ones life.

Person 1- "Hey, let's head down to the off license and buy some vodka and mixers"
Person 2- "Jesus! That's too expensive for me, im gonna mix up some pink slurp for the party instead"
Person 1- "Yeah me too actually, leats go to my house, i ahve loads of calpol and gin, you bring the wine"

by Dha Rat October 26, 2011

Pink Jerky

A term identifying elderly female genitalia.

1. "So how was your date last night? Wasn't she like 60?" "Yeah, I was chewing on that pink jerky all night long."

2. "I accidentally saw my grandmother's pink jerky yesterday." "Dude, I'm sorry."

by CheetoFingers96 June 3, 2013

Pink Triangled

When a guy falls for a female only to then find out she is lesbian. This is especially the case when the chemistry between the pair in question is seemingly quite strong.

Devon: Yeah so after she took me out to china town for lunch, studying in her room, and doing a yoga class together...she told me she was a lesbian.
Arthur: That's harsh man
Devon: I was totally pink triangled! I haven't felt this close to a girl in years!

by Zeke63 July 14, 2013