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The polish finger trap

A man puts his finger in the woman's vagina held in place with a vice. The man keeps it there until his finger nearly looses it's circulation and then they stop.
by SquidgyWidgy December 28, 2020
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Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.
Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.
by Smegladon December 18, 2023
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polish pay

When you use a potato as a fleshlight and mud as lube.
Mate, im so poor I've begun using polish pay for satisfaction.

OR
Did you hear about Smith? He found polish pay at the farm.
by SootRat February 15, 2021
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Polish Stench Rupture

The Polish Stench Rupture is a maneuver when you find your victim , usually a vulnerable polish father, and you sneak from behind them and suffocate them with a bag and butt fuck them until you bust a nut in their booty...After That with their face and mouth tight and visible to the outside the bag you bust a liquidy fart into their mouth through the bag!
Oh Look! Im performing the polish stench rupture! Im gonna bust in Mitchie's booty baby
by hesienburg July 24, 2017
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Polish Tea

captain morgan rum and coke. just a simple capt and coke.
“Hey Matt, may I please get a Polish Tea”
“Harry get off my Polish Tea”
by no batta tee boy September 24, 2022
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Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.
Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.
by Brian Elland November 21, 2023
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Polish Pitchfork

The premier, unstoppable wrestling move where the athlete holds out both arms, bent at 90 degrees with fists held upright, projects body vertically and with a turn so as to aim the head towards the stomach, one fist to the face, and the other fist towards the gonads. When successful, the match is over.
As Captain Insano was bewildered after being hit by a piledriver, Kowalski ended the match by executing a Polish Pitchfork that left an uncomfortable Captain Insano icing his testes.
by Totallynottom January 26, 2025
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