Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.
Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.
by QuacksO December 30, 2021
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A statement Chronic Cheating Pathological Liars with multiple personalities use to gain the trust of others professionally and romantically by giving the impression that they have nothing to hide in any chapter of their lives. They often use this reference right away on a first or second encounter to set the stage and lend credibility when things just aren't adding up down the road. They may busy covering up major amounts of bullshit they produce in every direction but if they have someone convinced they are an open book then it's smooth sailing until proven otherwise beyond a shadow of a doubt. To avoid any of this if you are ever in the presence of someone claiming to be a"an open book", kick then in the balls as hard as you can and abruptly leave them screaming in agony.
by Thrives on non$en$e September 15, 2022
Get the An Open Book mug.Commonly used in Florida to describe sexual relations in which a man forcefully pulls down his partner's pants (similar to the tailgate of a pickup truck, hence the term) and then proceeds to violently assfuck them until they beg for mercy.
When performed properly, this technique is done without any lubrication, and the man must ejaculate in their partner's ass. Rookies often make the mistake of using lube, wearing a condom, or pulling out, which disqualifies this situation as a true "tailgate."
When performed properly, this technique is done without any lubrication, and the man must ejaculate in their partner's ass. Rookies often make the mistake of using lube, wearing a condom, or pulling out, which disqualifies this situation as a true "tailgate."
Lester: "Damn Tommy, everybody has been talking about you showing Amanda how to open the tailgate the other night after the party."
Thomas: "What the fuck? I'd never do that. We used a condom dumbass, so I didn't actually open her tailgate!"
Thomas: "What the fuck? I'd never do that. We used a condom dumbass, so I didn't actually open her tailgate!"
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by Jmaktheknife October 7, 2022
Get the greek opening mug.Used to signal to others that digestive tract is ready to defecate. Similar to the term “The Flood Gates Are Open” when describing a female’s monthlies.
Ginni: Hey, you’re off in a hurry, where are you going?
Nick: I gotta get to the wiz palace fast, The Fudge Gates Are Open wide and it’s gonna be a big one.
Nick: I gotta get to the wiz palace fast, The Fudge Gates Are Open wide and it’s gonna be a big one.
by Gabrielle Buesch October 14, 2022
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