"I walked in on my friend Jacking a box."
by PoperlichkingGerila December 13, 2018
Shaquan: Ayo I can't believe dat fool Mrs. Mackenzie made us go to da libary
Shawnta: I no nigga I haven't been to da libary in a minute son
Librarian: Boys, the elevator is this way.
Shaquan: Nah bitch we taken dem stairs, that elevator is a box of crackers
Shawnta: I no nigga I haven't been to da libary in a minute son
Librarian: Boys, the elevator is this way.
Shaquan: Nah bitch we taken dem stairs, that elevator is a box of crackers
by gmanstation January 15, 2010
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by Kitty Girl meoowww September 14, 2020
by 5thco-owner November 09, 2017
A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.
1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
by Cheesy Goodness April 27, 2008
by J Doo Dee Doo Dee October 29, 2007