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my name is doof

my name is doof and you do what i say woop woop
by thephineasnferbfan2020 July 28, 2020
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amnesia was her name

The doctor said I had tomato loss...
(All right.)

Verse 2
Dr. Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes
We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce
(All right)
And every word she said, it was a little surprise

Post-Chorus
I guess she didn’t know how to treat me right
Because I can’t recall where I slept that night

Verse 3
Amnesia was her name, she had memory loss
(No, wait)
Well, every word I said, it was a little surprise—ing
(All right)
And every word she said didn’t make it across

Outro
Can’t remember when we walked past the O.R. sign
(Surgery.)
Can’t remember passing out with her hand in mine
(My-my-mind.)
I remember waking up with my mind repaired
(A-okay!)
I remember when I realized she wasn’t there
person 1: I love lemon demons song Amnesia Was Her Name!

Person 2: Who?

Person 1: We can't be friends.
by rAnBoOLeMoNdEmOnEnJoYeRalsogay February 12, 2023
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name dropping sleaze

Someone who name drops and is a sleazy one, like really bad at it
She is such a name dropping sleaze! Dragging my name through the dirt!
by Swiftiedilflover March 3, 2022
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Domain Name Advisor

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by Domain Name Advisor July 8, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Name

Urban Dictionary Names are usually Definitions written by people, usually who have the name or are partnered with someone with the name stated in the definition, using a bunch of good buzzwords that they can think of, usually to feel better about their name.
UD user: Hmm, I heard the word "Jezebel" today used in a derogatory fashion so maybe i should look it up on urban dictionary.
UD user named Jezebel or the partner of someone named Jezebel: Jezebel is a girl who surpasses all girls. She is beautiful, smart, and caring. She can also be loyal, kind, and trustworthy. She will always listen no matter what is going on in her own life. She gives great advice. She is a sensitive person. Above all else, her personality is incomparable to any other. Jezebel is amazing.
UD user: I guess it's pointless to search up a Urban Dictionary Name
by Dinodiddler January 3, 2023
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my name is jew

When your name is jew (ex. je wcool song - Searching jew cool song
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.

To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.

The code of the jew is:

Flowing through all, there is jew

There is no jew without jesus to create

There is no jesus to create without allah

Allah fades without the power of jew

Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see

There is allah in me

There is jesus in me

Jew is all things and I am jew

If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation

Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.

When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.
Tom: "Yoooo, did you know that -name- is named jew?"
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."
by Ihavebeendoingthetsecretlyedit December 31, 2019
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Speaking on your name

Yo, why you speaking on my name? I wasn't speaking on your name bro.
by ththehghjeke September 28, 2022
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