now yoga

a phrase where you need to relax after finishing a conversation or when you’re in deep utter shit and you’re trying not to panic.

“ugh shes such a bitch”

“anyways, now yoga 🧘 ♀️ “

by 3thooba October 20, 2020

Now that it affects the YouTube freaks

NOOOOOW it's a problem!

Hym "Now that it affects the YouTube freaks it's a BIG PROBLEM and we gotta do something, QUICK! Right? Because they sat there while my brain was being eaten by an infection but NOW... THEY might die early. ME die early? Fine. THEY die early? It's a really big problem and we need the politicians to do something about it immediately or the YouTube retards are going to die! Ooooh noooo!"

by Hym Iam September 15, 2025

poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

by CigBock556 February 8, 2020

wing bow now

Real nigga shit

“Damn bro you really stay on that wing bow now”

by Jerad motismo March 23, 2024

Are you serious right now?

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker

*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?

by The Undernot July 31, 2023

Juh now

"Juh now (or just now)" means to tell someone to wait for a while. Same expression as "in a minute, wait (a minute)!, hold on (a minute)!, hol' up (deh)!, etc

1) Johnson, can you get me a glass of water please?
2) Juh now, juh now, I busy on the call wid someone (Wait, wait, I am busy. I'm on the phone (with someone))

1) Oye, call mate deh for me!
2) Just now! (Wait for a while!)

by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) March 31, 2024

her turn now

When "her turn now" it means that the other girl or hoe is getting attention

"He stopped responding, must be her turn now."

by salensky April 3, 2022