awkward stops

a Mainly AnDrogenous frienD who likEs to play with Balls of multiplE coLors and Loves to Eat macaRoni.

There are so many awkward stops in my gym class that i dont even know what to do with myself; they panic every time we engage in a friendly game of dodgeball.

by Yoda Status Lover December 4, 2010

Qwik Stop

The act of stopping the act of sexual intercourse to communicate a message with one's sexual partner.

Johnny made a qwik stop to tell Mia she was being too loud.

by shaft666 December 28, 2015

Chaldean Stop Sign

A sign most prevalent in Metro Detroit, notably Dearborn, West Bloomfield, and Warren, where one can coast straight through a stop sign without stopping. With climate change eminent, momentum lost leads to an ever increasing carbon footprint. The Chaldean stop sign is a massive time saver, and a great boost to local businesses.

Mahmud was in a rush to pick up his Cigarette order at Sam's Club in Dearborn Heights. He looked both ways and blew right through a stop sign, right as a State Trooper gave him a thumbs up along with an approving grin. We must all be thankful for the implementation of the Chaldean Stop Sign, the true pride point of Michigan, unlike the infamous Michigan Left Turn, which is really a Boulevard Left turn. Anyways. . . Yella Yella Habibi, We pay for whole road we use whole road!!

by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023

stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses

just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.

“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”

by flatwaterbottle June 3, 2022

Stop fkn jojo

When you have sexual intimacy with your beloved dog jojo. The semenation of jojos face

“Hudson stop fkn jojo”

by labob September 14, 2023

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

hi g🍅🍅owww stop it🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stop ple🍅🍅a🍅🍅🍅🍅se🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅i just wanted t🍅o say🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅hi🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅im sorryr🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stopit pl🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅leasw🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

when you say hi and 100,000 people start throwing tomatoes at you.

you: hi g🍅🍅owww stop it🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stop ple🍅🍅a🍅🍅🍅🍅se🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅i just wanted t🍅o say🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅hi🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅im sorryr🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stopit pl🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅leasw🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

person 1: hi g🍅🍅owww stop it🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stop ple🍅🍅a🍅🍅🍅🍅se🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅i just wanted t🍅o say🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅hi🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅im sorryr🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stopit pl🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅leasw🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

person 2 to person 100,001: *throwing tomatoes*

by Iampotato9749 January 21, 2025