Max Davies

Worlds Biggest Simp

Damn, now thats a max davies

by ligmanuts2006 November 12, 2020

max’s dong

Max’s dong, the length of it can’t be described as there’s no words in the english language for it yet.

I’ve left them on max’s dong replies

by CMX26 February 6, 2021

max/bringer

This is a guy who does gay comments as jokes eg "Do u want to lick my pootang pie?" and "I want to lick your cheese"

Max: Do you want to lick my pootang pie?
Person1: FUCK OFF GAY BOY

by Somerandrandomguy July 4, 2004

Max play

When you’re a player and you get play

Jack; hey did you get max play last night?
Kevin; Yeah, it was lit. The girls were hot
Jack; I’m jealous- I had to work that day

by Blake Oden February 16, 2022

Max Blake

A really tiny fucking douchebag of a guy who won't shut the fuck up sometimes. Like these people are genuinely so mind-numbingly atrocious in their habits that it cannot be understated how unpleasant it is to be in this man's vicinity. Often plays mobile games in social environments to compensate for his lack of looks and social skills, as well as donning the haircut of a greasy beach bum, as well as his goblin-like appearance making for an absurdly grotesque sight. If you ever happen to come across a man named Max Blake, there is, under no circumstance, a reason to greet this person.

he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.

Man 1: Hey man, what do you want to do today?
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!

by JewLova1952 June 1, 2022

max thrust

v. to microwave

Sally: Do you want something to eat, Grandma?
Grandma: Oh, you can just max thrust some leftovers for me.

by Housies September 11, 2010

Max Rossitto

very tall and may want to talk to you about tall people stuff. This may be to a person as tall or a small percent shorter than him.

I saw a Max Rossitto on the weekend. He was massive.

by not_noah December 1, 2019