kelly

hes a poopy head

wow that guys a poopy head must be named kelly

by A logan March 5, 2024

Kelly Cartwright

A person who is so stupid that they think that otters can grow to six feet tall. Also he thinks it's normal to eat lobster shells. Everyone point and laugh at him

Kelly Cartwright is bald

by _L8R_SK8R_ April 4, 2022

Kelly Cheung

the most beautiful person i haven ever heart. She is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious pretty, clever and smart!!!!! We love her!!!

Kelly Cheung is the most beautiful girl i have ever heart.

by Njkbcdkjdbkjdbhjksdfnh November 23, 2021

kelly hopkins

She is the most beautiful girl in the world. I am in love with her, and always will be. Kelly Hopkins of Port. St. Lucie Fl. She has blonde hair. And a nice face.

"Omg, she is so perfect"
" I know right, she is a total Kelly Hopkins"

by aquaticq March 7, 2016

Smelly R-Kelly

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018

Kelly's Law

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.

Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work

by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017

kelli o'malley

a short 12 year old female smurf.

woah, she can't party here, she's a kelli o'malley, only 12.

by whattiddo? November 22, 2010