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The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.
Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!
by Goose1769 March 28, 2025
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Jack Kelly

A handsome, heroically charismatic plain-spoken, know-nothing, skirt-chasing, cocky little son of a-
Lie down with dogs and you’ll wake up with a raise and a promotion!

Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?
by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 31, 2025
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Kelly beach

A slang term for a member of the transgener community as referenced in Vampire Diaries By Bonnie Bennet. A very niche term but with deep history. Can be used disparagingly and as a way to be transphobic but it's always up for interpretation!
Look at the shower curtain on 'Kelly beach' she looks a hot- can you still say *tranny* mess?
by Niche Teacher April 6, 2025
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Charlie Kelly

Someone who takes dih and gets no girls
Bro that guy is soo Charlie Kelly he gets no bitches
by BHank May 18, 2025
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Amber-Kelly

An “Amber-Kelly” is a woman that has multiple baby daddies, a drug addiction, a former career as a prostitute and likes to have intercourse with older men while going home to a cuckold that is around the same age or younger than her. Amber-Kelly has always been an independent thinking woman but has always been dependent on someone to take care of their kids. They are usually mediocre looking but have a smokin hot bid and a permanently wet snatch. Amber-Kelly’s favorite location is the methadone clinic or the Harnett County Courthouse.
1-“I heard you found a pretty, sweet girlfriend.”

2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
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No Kelly

Similar to no diddy but you would use it to say that you don't touch kids or associate with that weird stuff.
Friend 1: Yo bro last night was a movie
Friend 2: AYOOOO!
Friend 1. No kelly bro
Friend 2: You should've started with that
by KellzDidntDoIt May 9, 2024
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