Jonesing (Jones-ing)

If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.

'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'

by Joneser November 23, 2018

greg jones hefley

my life sucks because someone ruinded it

hey greg jones hefley

by gwegs21 June 6, 2018

Jahsent Jones day

The best day of the year! The day we celebrate the most amazing person to walk this planet.

HAPPY MF JAHSENT JONES DAY BITCHES

by jahsent jones November 15, 2020

Mitchell Paul Jones

A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.

Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?

Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?

by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020

Bella Maria Jones

The most hottest, baddest, most beautiful person on earth that everyone looks up to.

Bella Maria Jones is a goddess and is the person people will look up to.

by hot baddie b February 11, 2021

talia noelle jones

perfection. talia noella jones is perfecr.

woah there is talia noelle jones, she is perfect

by swaggy del April 17, 2021

Luke "Bones" Jones

A term you call someone who is blessed down south with a mondo shlong.

Nelly- Yo jonesy how we feelin today?
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES

by ferdawinecelly October 20, 2023