When someone says something that is so outlandishly stupid, or something that is very obviously wrong/not true, that it can only be described as as stupid as something that someone named Jess would say.
by jessicaisnotmyrealname May 13, 2025
Get the Jess Level Stupidmug. Traditionally known for being a boys’ name but its 2021 and gender nonconformity woohoo!!
Jesse is an attractive being, with eyes that are so captivating and a smile that’s jaw dropping. You know its Jesse if you see a gorgeous being standing there with confidence, hair effortlessly beautiful, and an outfit that screams one of a kind. Jesse is often misunderstood for being a snob, but once you get to know them you will meet the most down to earth person who just wants to have a good time. You can find a Jesse socialising in a party or in a crowded place but they enjoy more chill and intimate hangouts with one or two friends. Jesse is street smart, creative, a curious bean, playful, caring, and loyal. Jesse is someone that everyone needs; a person that can meet your every need.
Jesse is an attractive being, with eyes that are so captivating and a smile that’s jaw dropping. You know its Jesse if you see a gorgeous being standing there with confidence, hair effortlessly beautiful, and an outfit that screams one of a kind. Jesse is often misunderstood for being a snob, but once you get to know them you will meet the most down to earth person who just wants to have a good time. You can find a Jesse socialising in a party or in a crowded place but they enjoy more chill and intimate hangouts with one or two friends. Jesse is street smart, creative, a curious bean, playful, caring, and loyal. Jesse is someone that everyone needs; a person that can meet your every need.
Guy 1: damn, I just want someone who is fun, caring, beautiful eyes is a plus…. someone who I can hold stupid yet intellectual conversations with, someone who gets along with my people, someone who loves deeply..
Guy 2: Sounds like you need a Jesse.
Guy 2: Sounds like you need a Jesse.
by CookieInTheCookieJar November 22, 2021
Get the Jessemug. “Damn Jesse Chatman is that you”
“What the fuck is that smell? Jesse Chatman!!”
“Uh-Oh Stinky It’s Jesse Chatman”
“What the fuck is that smell? Jesse Chatman!!”
“Uh-Oh Stinky It’s Jesse Chatman”
by thatonehooper December 20, 2019
Get the Jesse Chatmanmug. Jesse
Jesse is someone you can really fall in love with. He’s sweet, handsome, hilarious, outgoing, and just someone everyone wants to be friends with. He’s very loyal and trustworthy. He makes you feel safe and like no one could ever hurt you. Even though he’s all those things he’s still very insecure and doesn’t believe compliments. But he still makes sures your happy and to always let you know your his.
Jesse is someone you can really fall in love with. He’s sweet, handsome, hilarious, outgoing, and just someone everyone wants to be friends with. He’s very loyal and trustworthy. He makes you feel safe and like no one could ever hurt you. Even though he’s all those things he’s still very insecure and doesn’t believe compliments. But he still makes sures your happy and to always let you know your his.
She so lucky to be with jesse
by Penny Wiley September 9, 2020
Get the Jessemug. 
by @ssSuckers2000 October 20, 2022
Get the Jessemug.