Jacob

A gay rain forest animal in the amazon

Aldo: dude is that a wild animal.... RUN!!

Franklin: relax it's a Jacob it only prays for gay man

by bigboy here January 6, 2011

jacob day

A fuck boy who wants to become better but can't no matter how hard he tries.

Teddy: Where's Jacob Day?

Ashley: Probably off being a fuck boy like always.

Freddy: yeah or trying to get better.

by Savagepitbull332 July 25, 2019

jacob

a jacob is a man that usually lives in texas, they are usually complete scrubs who play computer games often, they are usually nice decent people but may have trouble acting normal in group scenarios.

guy 1: you see that jacob on the server?
guy 2: oh yeah he is such a scrub right?

by the best mofo April 17, 2015

Jacoby

A man or young boy who thinks he has a large "thing" but when it comes down to it, he just has a small, acne infested package. He mine as well just swim in grease, it will do his thriving acne some good.

Ew, who would ever want to go out with that hideous Jacoby?

by jackieejackson5 August 1, 2008

Jacob Wohl

A pathological liar and conspiracy theory-touting assbag who is really fucking terrible at both.

Did you see the story about that guy who said bribing jaguars got Obama elected? He told police he was raped by a jaguar in the history stacks of the Baltimore Public Library? What a Jacob Wohl!

by Chrdilvan March 13, 2019

jacob

a dick, who has no friends

John is acting like a Jacob, a dick with no friends

by hulk1823 March 31, 2015

Jacob

Someone who doesn't talk much but sends over 20'000 texts a month. Usually tall,blond and wants to be emo... (which doesn't really work out so well.

A TOTAL webtrovert.

Tarrie: Hey Jake, what's up?

Jacob: *shrugs*

Tarrie: *texts* Heyy... wuzup?

Jacob *texts back* Nm u? long time, no talk... eh?

by thecabbagechiccas July 7, 2011