BillieMarie-ed

When a wealthy heir is married for his money, then divorced, in order to take as much of it as possible.

Poor guy-he was really BillieMarie-ed...he thought his inheritance would last a lifetime...until he met her.

by BarnabyWilde September 19, 2016

Ed sherran

THE HOTTEST SEXY LITTLE GINGER TWINK MAN MAKES ME MOAN, STICK A HAIRBRUSH UP MY ASS, AND IRISH DANCE TO THE SHAPE OF YOU WHILE SNORTING STEROIDS. MAKES ME CREAM OUT PHOTOGRAPHS WHILE TWIRLLING MY HAIR AND AGGERISVLY BITING MY LIP. MY FAVORITE FOOT FETISH, SQUIERLY DADDY DINKY BADDIE BABYGIRL WITH GINGER PUBES.

Every night I beat my meat to Ed Sherran because he's daddy and has a monstrous cockity cock.

by bigjuciymommy206 November 21, 2021

special ed

A retard who can't work properly and needs some help

Student- "Can I get some help?"
Teacher in corner- haha that special ed kid is such a retard!

by rdthjki876t5rdfghjuy7t6r January 2, 2023

ED

Erectile Dysfunction

People who prefer carrying big guns like a beretta 92 or 1911 often have ED

by SanctumScrotum July 17, 2024

Book of Ed

A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.

"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."

by Brakin7 August 26, 2009

Ed, Edd n Eddy

single handedly justifies the invention of television

ed, edd n eddy brbrbbrbbrrbbrbrbyeah

by maltvinegar August 23, 2024

The Ed Experience

When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.

"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"

"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."

by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020