Lightning In A Bottle

When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.

Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.

Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!

by Cannabis Kermit June 19, 2024

Masons bottle top

When a bike sniffer performs sexual acts on a vodka bottle top on a snap chat story

Jeeeesus, have ya seen masons bottle top on Snapchat

by zWolffy June 9, 2020

pox bottle

variation of nacker ie. north side dubliner. but tend to blow glue and paint and lie un-conscience near flat complexes

Wayne, wheres me score you fuckin pox bottle

by tarrynn February 10, 2023

Big Cap, Smol bottle

A big girl who likes to party but in reality is too small to handle the action

Someone go take care of that Big cap, smol bottle

by Therealchonk August 26, 2021

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is an Australian children's animated television program that first aired on ABC2 in 2005, while also airing on Milkshake!, a program block on Channel 5 in the UK

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is the worst show.

by SPrice1980 June 23, 2023

Bottle Rockets

When you lay sideways, and you shit with such force the poop fires out like a bottle rocket.

Bottle rockets: Last night my girl had them taco bell, and I watched her bottle rocket one out of her ass

by DipSwingle May 26, 2025

i already have a water bottle

You have a bottle with nothing in it

I already have a water bottle

by ur mom gave me this name March 7, 2022