HF humor

1. a joke made in the discord server Hangout Fortress, often unfunny or cringe
2. the lowest section in the humor pyramid

"damn your joke was so unfunny, literally HF humor, go kys" -andrew bill david dauglass

by Miitopiaman345 December 1, 2021

Cow Humor

An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.

Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

Dark humor

I type of humor not everyone gets, and can be harsh, respects nothing/nobody, however is still funny as hell. Mainly shedding light on how people with mental issues see the world.

Me: I bought a cheese grater for my blind friend for his birthday, a week later he tells me it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Friend: What?
Me: It's dark humor you wouldn't understand.

by anonymous January 9, 2022

detention honor roll

A specialised and elite honor roll given to the top 1% of students in a given high school. Sent in by select schools across the nation to the President of the United States.

“My friend got detention honor roll after getting a perfect SAT score last year

by Official School Rewards January 22, 2022

stairway humor

An ideal humorous retort that wasn’t said in the moment but has been devised after departure(up or down the stairs).

Have you had COVID?

No, but I was really sick before we knew about COVID.

Stairway humor(meaning after one has left the conversation and is rethinking a more humorous response): Hipster me- I think I had it when it no one knew about it. It was obscure then.

Clearly, anyone knows what this feels like and can produce an example. P.S. I heard about this once 2-4 years ago.

by Al Ears February 4, 2022

Tumor humor

When somebody makes a really bad joke, or (even though is seems there's no such thing as) a bad pun ( :O )

Dave: "What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam."
Steve: "... Tumor Humor, Dave. Tumor Humor."

by Stephanzor February 9, 2022

FOR HONOR

A game made for fat 30 year old virgins that don’t know how to apply deodorant. Anyone who plays this game has to take a shot of LSD to calm down after “not getting a parry”. Here’s a thought, maybe your fingers are so fucking massive that you broke your controller to the point that it’s filled with grease and fat from your stage 3 obesity.

“Hey Mark, wanna play FOR HONOR after we have 4ths at McDonald’s and stalk some little girls to feel wanted?” “Hell yeah Dave, I may have to get a chair made of stainless steel though because all of my other ones broke from my weight and have sweat puddles in them.

by Lesbian Mom Killer February 17, 2022