ken hard

Possessing the strength of a million gods. Or just being a really tough dude.

"That Vinnie Jones is ken hard!"

by Catmandoodles September 2, 2016

Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”

“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”

by hotsummerfun@fauxhegansun October 18, 2022

Dangle Hard

When you party hard and cannot get an erection do to the level of alcohol you consumed while partying...but still feel proud.

"Fist pumping is for your mom, we Dangle Hard muthafuka!"

by 13 Vans December 12, 2012

BRING IT HARD

To take action in all ways possible.

I was in a classroom one day and the teacher said that we are going 2 to study vibes and I said bring it hard then

by Dont go there m.j. September 25, 2018

hard to quit

Describes something or someone you just can't let go, even if you want to (like cigarettes).

I tried breaking up with Meghan, but damn, she hard to quit.

I was going to cancel my subscription, but Netflix... ahhh... hard to quit.

by Who'd Say September 14, 2017

soft hard

When a man is not fully hard so he is soft hard. His dick is still standing but it’s soft.

“Carson what the fuck does soft hard mean?” asked Reagan

by CockWacker January 24, 2021

Hard spooning

The act of spooning a girl/guy while having your dick inside of them

Me and my gf was hard spooning last night, it was really nice!

by ToxicVideo September 29, 2017