Scrum Half

A position in Rugby played by a shortperson wearing the Number 9. His objective is to link the ball from the pack to the backs out of Scrums and Rucks. There are many aspects to his play of the game.

Ted: You play Rugby?
Tom: Why Yes
Ted: What Position
Tom: Scrum Half!
Ted: Oh. . .Hmmm

by Matt The Longest of them All September 2, 2005

half a fag

effeminate-a man who possesses gay attributes

Tom Cruise is half a fag.

by P Brown December 9, 2007

half-a-retard

half-a-retard is a person so stupid that retards think "hes a dee dee dee"

"OMG that guy got a zero on the test"

"How you get two hundred pionts just for your name?"

"He must be half-a-retard"

"Oh yeah"

by stefan campbell October 29, 2007

half natty

Usually an accomplished bodybuilder who has half natural, half steroid gains, in either order.
The best way to describe it is when your friend got huge naturally then just started juicing recently.

"bro how did you get that big without steroids"

"I'm half natty"

or

"bro you're only bigger than me because you've been on steroids longer"

"I'm half natty"

by Roidzzz March 12, 2014

half nacker

half a house brick used for throwing at bad people or animals or cars causing maximum damage

chuck a half nacker at them cunts overthere

by the sos man August 16, 2010

Half-troll

Half-troll is a semi erection, not quite a full boner but flying half mast.

Dude the way Jordan was flexing his buttcheeks was giving me Half-troll.

I had a sheep dream about Ash again last night and I woke up with Half-Troll.

by JoeyMutiny December 10, 2010

at half mast

where you had a throbber, and then has died down, but is still not gone flacid, and is still erect, but has just lost most of the inflation, giving the impression of a pencil dick, but you've just not got a full-on boner.

i was having a wank the other day, and then i heard a noise, but then when i went back, i was at half mast

by Shaun-e-e-e August 25, 2010