consult the google

When searching the internet for anything before making a decision either by yourself or in a group, it is always best to consult the google.

Scotty: I can't figure out where the best gentlemen's club is in the city, whether there is nearby parking, if it's best to uber in, if the area is safe, if the women are worth it, do the women offer more than lap dances, is it topless only, are they any promotions, is there a cover charge, cost of drinks, ambience...

Adam: Looks like it's time to consult the google

by Wilderness M.D. August 23, 2017

google feud

Is not made by google!

google feud is not by google

by pizzaisbeste August 24, 2018

Google Goggles

When You place your scrotum over a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harder to men with smaller penises because it has to go around her nose and into her mouth.

(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)

My friend gave his girlfriend the google goggles with her eyes open! now thats loving devotion!

by Philopean September 11, 2006

google buddy

A friend, family member or colleague you can call when you need them to google something for you because you don't have Internet access at that moment.

You: Hey I'm driving. Can you google the phone number for Panda Express?

Google buddy at home on computer: Sure thing...it's 555-5555

by PrincessAlisa January 8, 2010

Google whore

One who obsessively google's one's self, or searches the google for any reference of their name or likeness for the sole purpose of booting one's ego. Especially when sharing said results with others.

Fabian's such the google whore that he takes time every week to mention all the new things he saw that week while googling his self.

by BillyLO June 8, 2009

google box

The little box in the corner of your web browser, primarily used to search the term "misandrist" while in the middle of a heated argument.

"In the corner of the screen I have the words "man hater" staring down at me from my google box."

by Acoustica February 7, 2009

Google partner

Somebody who types in 'gorgeous girls' on google image search, and then poses them off as there actual girlfriend/boyfriend.

Dave: I found this really hot girl at the pub the other night, check out the buns on it!

Mark: Yehh I think you'll find thats my sister, you've clearly got yourself a google partner.

by [e-mail] October 18, 2008