A person who is not a good person, (Most of time BF or GF). They are malignant, will destroy you and your life. In the end being you are the insane person who needs help.
Glen: Yo remember her from high school ? She’s hot now....
Gabe- dude don’t mess with her, she’s a “golden turd”.
Gabe- dude don’t mess with her, she’s a “golden turd”.
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Get the golden flapjack mug.Used to describe various gas station hot food options which range in color from light brown to true brown. Typically observed in translucent warming boxes, golden food encompasses many edibles which include, but are not limited to: chicken strips, corn dogs, burritos, pizza sticks, onion rings, french fries, crispitos, jojos, jalapeno poppers, taquitos, chicken-on-a-stick, etc. Gas stations of the western United States are renowned for their varied selections due to the limited food options in rural areas; however, golden food can be found in most gas stations in all 50 states.
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My girlfriend wanted me to show her something new. So i performed the Golden Teabag. She left the day afterwards.
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