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Fortnite 

A popular game that hurts me to watch more than when my ex wife left and took the kids.

Dammit Samantha.
Fortnite took the world by STORM.
hehe
Fortnite by Oceanlerman December 17, 2018

Fortnite 

The gayest game in existence where "Epic Gaymers" battle for their gay "#1 Victory Royale"
Epic Gaymer at my school: Hey dude I just got a win in Fortnite last night!!
Me: Shut the fuck up with yo Epic Gaymer ass
Fortnite by Bladeachu8679 January 9, 2019

Fortnite 

I fortnite people
Fortnite by Funnbanana2000 February 23, 2019

Fortnite 

A game that has a lot of horny 7 year olds playing it even though it for TEENS not KIDS. And there are a lot of child predators like this streamer named ninja and he plays with a lot of kids and he’s 25 and the kids are 5. It’s also trying to compete with PUBG and Apex Legends
No one: hey you know that game Fortnite

Me: OMGILTGSFMIPIEFDILI 🖤🖤🖤
Fortnite by Diamond2468 February 24, 2019

Fortnite 

A video game that is really gay.
If you play fortnite, you are being a loser. And a virgin.
Fortnite by BigDinos January 15, 2019

Fortnite 

Fortnite is a PC, console and mobile game by Epic Games. Meant for a 'wide variety' of ages, anyone from 5 to around 60* can play Fortnite. Can cause extreame rage if unchecked. Can cause their parents' credit cards to die from spending it all on
*probably

9-year-old: Hey Mom, I need your credit card!
Parent: What for?
9-year-old: V-Bucks so I can win the Number One Victory Battle Royale, and help John Wick!!
Parent: In what??
9-year-old: Omg you don't know what- *Deep, agitated sigh, fingers pinching bridge of nose*... you don't know what Fortnite is?!
Parent: No, why would I know or care what this 'Fortnite' is?
Fortnite by Sumfuko January 22, 2019