What's so fucking funny

Um... That you're an angry old dwarf that wasted his entire life trying to do what I DID in like 15 minutes.

Hym "What's so fucking funny is that YOU'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL... Because there's an ARMY OF RETARDS... Preventing people from being successful... But only because THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL... That's the funny. It goes against their 'MiNdSeT' or something for things to be easy."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

funnie

Funny, but sarcastically. You don't actually mean that something is funny.

Person: I'm hungry dad
Dad: Hey hungry, I'm dad
Person: ha ha so funnie

by WhenTheCarGoesBoom May 5, 2021

Funny Monkey

Adjective: To be the cool person in a group or Somebody people look up to in the comedic scene.

Dude, that show was so Funny Monkey. I'll need to show this to all my friends.

by DevilMoss March 9, 2021

Are you funny now

When people think they are funny they are not

Guy: you ugly
Me: are you funny now

by Lilpumpsdaddy March 27, 2019

Funny

Arsema

Funny - causing laughter or amusement ;hilarious

“ Arsema is the funniest person I know bro ! She Literally makes my day🙏🏾“

by Dhattqunfuai March 5, 2022

Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.

Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.

by Based Guitar December 20, 2020

funny

what Cole David Yeckel is not

"this ana just rizzed me in my gyat and i got slept" -cole
"this is why no one thinks youre funny cole." -not cole

by NOT-TNTman April 5, 2024