evan

evan is a rare god that ides in the human body he is the strongest god.

evan is GOD

by jfbcdhf dsx April 21, 2022

Evan

An Evan is someone who is hands down ‘someboy’. A gadgie who is top drawer in banter, council and helpful information. Lives on loads of beer, loads of beak and loads of birds. Ev can be said for short.

Bod: starving me like.
Bod 2: aye, i could put some scran away like.
Evan: DiD sOmEbOdY sAy JuSt EaT? Ooooooo....
Bod 2: Yes Evan lad!
Bod 1: Someboy ev laaaaaad!

by Evbuscus April 16, 2020

Evans

Is small but fast plays footy for his school team but has a tiny penis. He also loves to wank

“Hi Mr. Evans” said Archie

by Roscoe Evans April 18, 2022

Evan

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, artistic, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. He also likes to tease his friends a lot. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make an impact for the better. He puts others before himself and he is often sinking in some form of depression. He is usually a pretty famous person on social media, most Evans have over 1k+ followers on social platforms.

"Who is that guy?"
"Oh, I'm pretty sure his name is Evan."
"Holy shit, that face is damn sexy, no homo."
"Yeah, it is, I wanna be that dude."
"Same here."

by TotallyNotTyme December 18, 2018

Evan

Evan is not ok.

hi Evan

by HEHE rawr June 20, 2022

evan and bianca

tall and short, both brown eyes, both athletic. evan’s usually have backgrounds in basketball or wrestling. he’s very silly and can put a smile on anyone’s face. he could also act hard in public, but needs a bianca to bring him out of his head. bianca is charismatic and beautiful. she usually is very independent and doesn't need validation. the two both have a soft spot for each other and compliment their qualities perfectly. also they cant keep their hands of each other, personal space just does not exist.

-why is bianca licking that guys face?
-that’s evan!
-oh! evan and bianca, duh!

by if-not-now-then-when January 17, 2023

Evanitis

The state of having a mustache that will not grow past the peach fuzz state. While at the same time being unwilling to shave off the peach fuzz.

I am beginning to worry about his evanitis, it is getting very bad.

by Penn1United September 27, 2009