Engel Lover

An Engel Lover is a person who argues a point with absolutely no argument. They look stupid but think they win the argument.

Kyle: Engel is better than Dometic
Luke: But why?
Kyle: Because it is.
Luke: you're just an Engel Lover

by Spanink May 15, 2020

New England vegetarian

Someone who says they're a vegetarian, but eats fish. Most Californians will slap you silly if you eat fish and say you're a vegetarian, but most "vegetarians" in New England eat fish.

See pescetarian.

Alice: Why is Jane eating fish? I thought she was a vegetarian.
Bob: She's a New England vegetarian.

by mlroach April 27, 2010

Fuckwit English

When a person is so incompetent they don't know how to spell or use proper grammar or punctuation.

2dai i wnt n saw ma sista in da hosptal cus she fell ova lukin 4 her keyz n den she cudnt tlk ta me cus she was tierd. Yeah, that bitch is so fluent in Fuckwit English.

yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel shit

by One happy speller October 4, 2010

Ogre-English

Butchered spoken English. English spoken using words that are not in the dictionary.

I corrected several grammerical errors.
Fo shizzle, my nizzle!
I cain't git none o' dis stuff to work!

Above are examples of "Ogre-English".

by I.M. Fletcher March 17, 2011

pre engaged

the step in a relationship before the engagement. more than "just boyfriend and girlfriend" but not quite engaged yet. but with definte plans on engagement and marriage in the future.

a promise, a commitment.

"will you marry me? not today and not tomorrow, but one day?"

"yes. of course <3"

"so this means, we are engaged now?"
"not quite. we are pre engaged"

by kggirl2k14 April 14, 2014

Grilled Cheese Engine

When your engine is shot because you have tried to cook grilled cheese in the furnace you use to boost your car in a post apocalyptic world. And then you pull it out and throw it in a lake because it fucked up your engine. From the movie Double Dragon starring Robert Patrick and Mark Dacascos.

Awwwww, Grilled Cheese engine!

by Kogo Shuko July 5, 2010

i have a previous engagement

white lie used to decline any social event in which one would prefer throwing oneself into a volcano instead of attending.

Situations may include third wheeling, babysitting your colleagues 3 kids and their dog, any event that prevents you form watching the episode of your favourite show on netflix
- SYNONYMS leave me alone, Not unless you pay me, Not even if you payed me, go away
- OPPOSITES how could I say no to such a request ! (but like seriously, no)

I wish I could! but ah.... I have a previous engagement !

by Tropicanna9 February 9, 2018