Cristyet

from the russian “blyat” and the leged cristi a god among mortals
the ultimate insult

ur mom cristyet

by dark matter dragon fruit March 14, 2019

cristyle

A girl with a smart mind but always having toxic people in there life can’t drive that good but has a warm heart for little kids she does seem sometime to get into trouble she just needs a push in the right direction and she is always trying to look like someone else but her self

you are such a cristyle

by khorramshahr April 17, 2021

crust pants

Old pants that have started to fall apart, so you put patches on to keep them from disintegrating. The patches consist of random fabric and crust punk band patches. The pants are also rarely ever washed, but must be washed by hand when they are.

Cool dude: "Woah did you see his crust pants?"
Another cool dude: "Yeah! His pants are pretty dope."

by d0gp1ss March 6, 2023

Thin-crusting

When girls order thin crust pizza allowing them to eat more slices leaving less pizza for the guys.

Linda & Lamees: This thin-crust pizza satisfied our appetite perfectly!
Anthony: I'm still hungry..That's what I get for thin-crusting the pizza...

Linda&Lamees: We just thin-crusted your ass!

by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

thrust crust

1. (Noun) The vaginal juice that accumulates on the base of your dick, then dries thus becoming crusty.

(You're in class and homie is scratching his junk hard)

The fucks the matter with you you got the clap or something!?

Nah bro just some thrust crust from THOT

by Kilgore August 15, 2016

Bourgeoi-Crustaceans

Rich, money-hoarding Crustaceans, including crabs, lobsters, crayfish, and shrimp.

The reason Proletaria-lopods are oppressed is because of the greed of Bourgeoi-Crustaceans.

by Javier2798 November 7, 2017

Legit Crustacean Minutes

The time of night when the less dominant niggas go out to scavange through the debris to find food (the prefered food is chicken). This is betweem 3:30AM to 4:00AM. After the real niggas have transformed back from being isopods which was during real isopod hours.

Hey John when is legit crustacean minutes?
Its thirty minutes after real isopod hours.

by CarlAzuzV.2 February 8, 2018