Cock starving

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

by ginghah and the doctah December 07, 2013

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Winter Cock

When its that cold outside your cock decides to hibernate in your belly

Shit man its cold outside today. Tell me about it, Ive developed winter cock

by jpsowl December 13, 2012

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clown cock

A fuck up. One who fools around too much. Clown cockery: the act of clown cocking. Clown cocking :the madcap actions of the said clown cock.

You need to get serious and stop being a clown cock. The clown cockery has to stop now.

by irondaddy2262 October 11, 2016

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Quarter cock

When a guy has sex with a girl for the first time, he only gives her a quarter of his cock to keep her coming back for the rest.

Yeah I hooked with Halle last night, gave the old quarter cock, and she just called me back for round two!

by Adam Lasagna October 14, 2020

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