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This Cancer is cancer
by Upriz May 29, 2019
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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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Cancer

One of the worst diseases....it takes the lives of people you love. People with diabetes complain, but im sorry cancer is worse!!!
I can't believe cancer ruins lives.
by AllegraB April 11, 2017
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ink cancer

in the non asia language, ink cancer is the scientific name for cancer caused by ink in pens.
sorry domica, but ink cancer is a thing.
by bootyhandler101 November 14, 2019
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Cancer

Cancer is the people that use mei on overwatch
Person 1: hey wanna play overwatch
Person 2: Sure if you don't use mei
Person 1: awwwwe, why she is the best character.
Person 2: Mei is cancer, seriously
by Corrupt Albino November 29, 2016
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ass cancer

Dutch: what killed Farrah Fawcett?

Ivan: ass cancer
by IrishTwink June 14, 2024
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