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Business Athlete

Straight out-of-shape men in their late 30s in the St. Louis area who take professional photos with Louis Vuitton bags and other very visible luxury brands, while claiming to be “athletes” on Instagram, even though they post video after video of them taking up space, sitting at 24 Hour Fitness, hogging equipment after 2 reps, accompanied by “I create 6-7 figure earners” in their IG bio, while preying on 18 year olds to join their full commission, life insurance MLM (multi-level marketing company) that has terrible reviews online for not delivering on policies since the company makes its money on Pyramid Scheme-ish “join my team” referrals and a promise you’ll get your dream car which is a used Audi. Every once in awhile they post vacation pics with ugly women and vague, motivational quotes in their captions with a pitch to DM them if you want to be one of the “few selected” for a “life changing opportunity”.
“I’m a business athlete. I approach business with the mentality of an entrepreneur and physicality of an athlete all in one.”

“That’s a cool way to say fake life insurance agent
by TinderDoucheObserver August 24, 2022
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business casualty

the Death of the Soul due to prolonged and continuous donning of Business Casual attire

the loss of Personality as a result of ritualistic daily preference for Soft Silky Slacks with Dresséd Shirts
Here lies Mark Connors (1994–2016), who previously lived a life full of Joy, Normalcy, and Fat, but died of the Death, due to the Business; a Business Casualty as it were

"Sources estimate business casualties in the thousands, with many families soon to be destitute as a result of Presses Shirts and Pleats."
by uncle fuckbucket September 18, 2022
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Business cereal

A bowl of cereal that has just enough milk to make it through 1 bowl. The top cereal usually is just damp not wet, usually eaten before the cereal gets soggy.
Since I had to leave early I had some business cereal before I left.
by DrDominator16 September 21, 2022
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BusinessUnfinished

lego state police colonel and company ceo in perroy county whos always being the most strict for no reason
ew theres a businessunfinished
by BusinessUnfinished October 7, 2022
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Busing

looks like xavier is busing all over emily . i knew he liked emily
by STICKINMYASS October 12, 2022
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Business-in-law

When a person marries the child of a business owner only to “get into” the business that the parent owns. A great way to land a good job without a lot of effort or work.
Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI):
“If I marry that woman, her dad owns a big business! Nothing makes a woman more attractive than daddy’s big bank-roll. I need to hit that to guarantee I never have to work hard in my life!”

Ron Johnson is a product of a business-in-law marriage.
by Linguistually_yours October 14, 2022
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business trippin

Taking enough psychedelics to have a good time while still passing as a professional.
“I’m gonna drop acid at the company party, but just enough to be business trippin.”
by Kanman3000 November 11, 2022
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