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Being a Jasmine

When you make fun of the way someone cum smells
Omg the cum on my chest smells weird. That’s just me being a Jasmine.
by Mr. Poseidon August 8, 2023
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<.7.9.6.7.>Being Psychosomatic Around The Notion Of Being Involved In Anything Is Thinking Esoterically Whilst Addressing Drama By Dichotomizing Juxtapositions And Dichotomies<.7.9.6.7.>
<.7.9.6.7.>Being Psychosomatic Around The Notion Of Being Involved In Anything Is Thinking Esoterically Whilst Addressing Drama By Dichotomizing Juxtapositions And Dichotomies<.7.9.6.7.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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Being A Hannah.

Being a Hannah is when Someone is mean and bitchy to other friends of their friend just because they think that one day they’re going to replace them or because of some other insecurities.
Bob:Jamal!I wanted to point out that your friend Ellen was acting a bit off yesterday,Is everything okay with you two?
Jamal:Ohh...You know,She was just Being A Hannah..As usual.
by Pixies-Protector May 16, 2021
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Being obtuse

No you didn't do that and you're not acting in accordance with anything I've said and ir is no more criminal than what is actively happening to me and has been happening to me since before this started. So fuck you. You're a piece of shit. And I hope you fucking die today. Oh! And you kids. Also your kids too. THEY are also THAT. 💩 👈 That's your kid. A poop.
Hym "No you did not you're being obtuse because you didn't like the other thing I said and Sam Sedar wouldn't be repeating the shit I say aloud in my home if you didn't have some sort of ability to surveil me and THAT is criminal. So you don't give a fuck about crime or stopping it and you're gonna CAUSE it in a second if you don't stop BEING obtuse you fucking clown. It's not even about the money at this point. If I wanted easy money I could feed Joe Rogan's daughters into one of those AI build-your-own chat-bots that claim they can make it look like anyone make an app and then sell it on the Google store for 1.99 a pop. Call it 'Filthy slut daughter AI chat bot.' It's a working title but it really captures the essence of what we are all about. So I don't doubt that I can make easy money. This is not about easy money. You want me doing this to harm me and it isn't. It isn't happening naturally so you are trying to make that happen with your silence. Selective silence and being obtuse when you do talk about it. So fuck you. You know what you're doing there and you know you're a piece of shit for doing it."
by Hym Iam November 15, 2025
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Mr being edgy is funny

Used almost only in referring to user @EJimmyTheTbji
Look at Mr being edgy is funny over there
by Warden Wesley June 14, 2021
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les bes

Opposite of fag hag;

A man who hangs around with gay women. Often goes by the name Trevin. Trevins can be found surrounded by more pussy than a crazy old cat lady but never get a stroke.
"Why do I always end up the les bes?!"
by Princessleha October 6, 2020
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Being a Jacob

When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips
“My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”
by mysterywystery August 5, 2021
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