beavin' it

1. To wait until the last humanly possible second to complete any given task.

2. The act of moving incredibly slow toward the completion of said given task.

Manager: "Don’t you know that you are supposed to have your TPS reports done by the end of the day?"
Employee: "Yea, I know. I am totally beavin' it."

Jimmy: "Hey Sam why aren’t you to level 60 in WOW yet?"
Sam: "I don’t know man, I guess I am beavin' it."

by bender from SC December 15, 2008

beavicure

A bikini wax. The equivalent of a manicure for the hands, or a pedicure for the feet, except pertaining to the beaver.

"Shelly went to get a beavicure, and they took the whole thing off-they didn't even leave a landing strip!"

by camarorush December 27, 2007

beaver-owl

Someone who is outrageously ugly, so ugly you cannot liken them to anything else.

' I dont care if Andy was that pissed, there's no way he should have shagged THAT beaver-owl! '

by WeeFace May 16, 2008

Beaver

Great creature that has greatly cute teeth and tails.

That cute beaver is soooooooooooooooooo cute.

by AviverTheBeaver April 1, 2019

Beaver Tail

A poop so big it not only looks like a beaver's tail, but it acts like a dam in your toilet

Norman! You did it again. You plugged up the toilet with that beaver tail!

by D-brown May 19, 2020

armageddon beaver

1. Vagina post-birth supposing the woman gave birth naturally.

2. Doomsday animal. The animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.

After she had the baby it was hard to get near her armageddon beaver.

The only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are cockaroaches and armageddon beavers.

by dcorpse February 2, 2010

Mama Beave

Buxom hottie with a trick jaw who guzzles 99 beers in 17 months for $600 with friends at the Tavern.

Did you see Mama Beave finish her Yeungling? She drank all of her friends under the table.

by Wicked Slapper January 11, 2011