history class

History class is probably the only class in school I like but let's be honest 9 times out of 10 we use this class as a bed because all we do in it is sleep but like I said it is interesting but once the lights in the class go off so does people's interest in the the subject.

me:I like history class but i'm gonna sleep
random: yeah same

by cole_stevens69 May 20, 2021

Canada's History

An old American euphemism for a Canadian Sex Act using moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup

I sure enjoyed Canada's History last night

by OneCrazyCanadian February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A term used by Americans to refer to a filthy sex act, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup

The chick was hot, but she wouldn't let me pull the old Canada's History on her.

by oracle235 February 4, 2010

history of a country

Copypasta.

Discovery in 2018 of stone tools and fossils of butchered animal remains in Rizal, Kalinga has pushed back evidence of early hominins in the country to as early as 709,000 years.1 Some archeological evidence was found that humans lived in the archipelago 67,000 years ago, with the "Callao Man" of Cagayan and the Angono Petroglyphs in Rizal suggesting the presence of human settlement before the arrival of the Negritos and Austronesian speaking people.2212223 Continued excavations in Callao Cave however led to 12 bones from three hominin individuals being identified as a new species named Homo luzonensis.3 For modern humans, the Tabon remains are the still oldest known at about 47,000 years.4

history of a country (not finished)

by miata real February 3, 2022

tudor history

the best history. a totally different world. I could research Tudor history for the rest of my life.

guy: i love Tudor history

guy2:it is really good

by LadyElizabeth April 15, 2022

Canada's History

Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.

Johnny is embarrassed after having to recreate Canada's History for a class project.

by Jaques Esquiolof February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.

The woman was not able to walk correctly for a week after experiencing Canada's history.

by Alexial February 6, 2010