wank bank

Saving photos of people for the sole purpose of self-pleasure.

That chicks so gonna be my new wank bank.

by EnderGamesUBD January 14, 2015

Smart bank

Apparently a smart bank doesn't pay out any money.

Did you see how smart bank didn't pay out any money? Yes, I saw that no money was paid out from smart bank.

by Patrick the Starfish001 December 2, 2023

Jayden banks

Dread headed, godzilla loving, pomegranate eating, halo playing boy. Buy him buldak ramen and he’ll love you but will consequently be shitting his guts out 6 hours later. Very kind and patient. 100000/10

Damn Jayden Banks farts are straight up fucking mustard gas.

by mochikochkin November 24, 2021

breaking the bank

A cockney slang for having a wank

"I caught my dad breaking the bank yesterday and it was awful"

by Green ladd January 31, 2023

Banked

A well-executed joke that involves someone else; a joke at the expense of others

Friend 1: "Bro, do you even know how to drive?"
Friend 2: "Do you even know how to shut up?"
Friend 3: "You totally banked that"

by GMMinotaur April 9, 2024

Trumping the bank

Verb - Trumping the Bank: The act of having diarrhea on the toilet but leaving the door open so everyone can see.

Luke was caught Trumping the bank after a spicy bean burrito.

by cc1989 November 13, 2020

Finger Bang Bank

Female version of "spank bank".

What a female uses from her memory to masterbate and bust one out.

That guy banged me out so good, he's def going in my finger bang bank

That dick is # 1 in my finger bang bank

by anonymous January 9, 2024