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bruised banana

when a person of either sex is performing fellatio, and that person giving said fellatio punches them in the penis before ejaculating. it could be a way of torture, punishment, or in some cases, pleasure.
She was going down on me, then right when I was about to blow, she gave me a bruised banana out of nowhere. She's so full of surprises.
by RedSpectre August 9, 2012
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banana boat

when you have a party on land, and it is dominated mainly by the male species, we call it a sausage fest.

but when the party is on a watercraft, and there is a distinct lack of the female species, then it becomes a banana boat.
DOUG: "hey, how was lake havasu spring break? you see a lot of hotties?"

FRED: "you would think so, but i think its getting played out. it was mostly banana boats out there..."
by krapart August 11, 2010
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Banana

Long or short, plump or lean, yellow or red or green, well covered with thick skin fruit which is an yield of the plaintain tree, which is if grass family.

Nagercoil of south india (tamil nadu) is famous for variety of sweet bananas.
matti pazham
chevvaazhai pazham
thuLuvan pazham
poovan pazham
Etthan pazham
kadhali pazham
rasa kadhali
chingan pazham
paalayam kOdan pazham
pacchai pazham
pEyan pazham
kaRpoora valli pazham
by Padmakumar.R October 17, 2003
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banana picker

"you bloody smelly banana picker, i said no onions on my big Mac"
by smudger_lcfc January 1, 2007
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Banana Republican

A Trump supporting Republican. Someone who uses or approves of political tactics common in banana republics.
Of course he wants to jail his opponent after the election, he's a banana Republican.
by BoogeyGoldman October 27, 2016
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Banana Hammock

a phrase used to break uncomfortable silences or used to break up a hostile argument. ( as seen on scrubs where cox and his ex wife are arguing and j.d interjects with "BANANA HAMMOCK")
1st person - "your a s*%t"
2nd person - "your a F&%^n biatch"
Interjectable period
3rd wheel - "BANANA HAMMOCK!"
by CD and IAIN May 4, 2006
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Banana Seat

A seat with a built-in dildo.
James: Damn my legs are tired and boy do I want a good fucking!
Sammy: Why don't you go sit down on that banana seat and take a load off while you take a load in.
by dogmanmandog September 15, 2016
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