A man named Brooks who is attracted to children. His eyes turn into hearts and his tongue falls out of his mouth whenever he is near a playground. He has had a track record of kidnapping children, and is currently being held up in Amihuds Server. The reason why he was caught? 2 glorious men named Nabil and Aayan shouted in the middle of the cafeteria in R. High School when they were confronting him and yelled, "THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL!!!!!!!!!" He tried denying it and saying "har har so funny," but the deed was done. His 4'5 figure got lifted off his feet by his arms when cops arrested him and took him away to be held up. He is now currently spending 231847612561e+2093702 years in there, with only the thoughts of what could've been with his victims to goon to.
by TowerTickler911 April 26, 2024
Get the Brooks Livingsteinmug. A complete and utter unit of a human being. This man will steal your girl in a heartbeat. He spends his time meditating underwater while listening to Taylor Swift's album Red. His penis is so small that you must get a microscopic magnifying glass to look through under a microscope. Although he is a unit, he is worthless as a mate because you will never find his penis. Manages to get friend zoned by every female specimen he comes into contact with. ESPECIALLY church girls.
by HoffDaddyWeaverBeaver March 2, 2020
Get the Brooksmug. The rarest man of all. Strong physically, but unbelievably kind hearted. Will do anything for those he loves and extremely protective. A man who is respected by those around him because of the way he conducts himself. He has brown eyes that will melt your heart with one glance. When he gives a hug it envelops you like a warm blanket that you never want to take off. He cares deeply about justice and struggles with understand the ease at which people mistreat one another and do acts of wrong. He is the guy that walks your grandma across the street with the gentlest of care but will but chills down a man’s spin with one look for honking impatiently as they walk across.
Hey, Brookes would you do me a favor and get me some water?
Of course babe, I will gladly get out of bed without grumbling even though I’m already tucked in to get you some water.
Of course babe, I will gladly get out of bed without grumbling even though I’m already tucked in to get you some water.
by Pinecone23 November 23, 2021
Get the Brookesmug. by B8262 November 5, 2019
Get the Brookmug. When you rally too hard the night before an event, and are now a lazy piece of shit that cannot party at said originally planned event.
Chelsey decided to pull a Zack and Brooke by drinking with coworkers one night before the holiday party, and is now drinking water.
by WaterBOII December 19, 2020
Get the Pull a Zack and Brookemug. Without question, no one could mention a person, a girl, a women as beautiful as her. She's top of the pile, with a magnificent smile and curious genuine eyes. Yes she's tiny as shit but her personality stand 3-worlds tall, yet so humble the worlds are the smallest of all. Courageous and quick, she's not to forget, all the details around her which she grasps for her wit. Her skin is so soft and her laugh so sincere, she will hug you with a warmth that will scare away fear. When her head is on goal and her feet on the ground, she'll often walk faster than any man in the town. She's an agile one. Clever and crafty. She keeps track of her four until connected in harmony. She has a heart full of love willing to share. And loved by the many she will always be there. She's a fighter. A charmer with a genuine soul. She's stronger than most and know's not her own pull. It goes without question that there could not be one smarter. She'll go further and further while the rest of them falter. There are few, if any, that engender her splendour. Because she is 1 of A kind she is Brooke and that's all that should matter.
"She certainly has an Brooke Caldwell way about her the way she warms up to those people."
"Look at the way she just Brooke'd that problem- piece of cake!"
"Look at the way she just Brooke'd that problem- piece of cake!"
by TarinWinslow July 20, 2025
Get the Brooke Caldwellmug. Bella Brooks is one of the most kind hearted, loving, happy human beings you will ever meet...not to mention that she is really cute. If you ever meet a Bella don’t lose her. You will never find a girl as great as Bella Brooks. Bella will have dozens of boys after her and always be receiving male attention even from a guy best friend, not to mention girls dying to be friends with her. Even though Bella loves hanging out with guys she always puts her girls first. Usually with dirty blonde hair and hazel-blue eyes, Bella can steal your heart. She loves sports and hanging out with you, but avoids all drama.
"Bella Brooks! Bella Brooks! You are truly amazing. Great game today! wanna grab something to eat?”
“Thanks! Ya sure! Let me say bye to my girls real quick!”
“Thanks! Ya sure! Let me say bye to my girls real quick!”
by urboyjosh March 6, 2021
Get the bella brooksmug.