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Blue Jacking

when you start jacking off but can't finish.
to achieve the ultimate orgasm kirk started by blue jacking 6 times in a row before finishing himself off.

the rev was in the middle of jacking off but had to stop when someone knocked on his office door.
by dc blumpkin June 15, 2009
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Shitcunt blues

1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."

b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.

c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
by munkeylegend December 8, 2013
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Blue-flaps

The female version of "blue balls" one of the worse feelings a women can have.
My boyfriend gave me blue-flaps because we got interrupted during sex
by Chacks August 5, 2016
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blue dream

Fucking hilllariousss strain of maryjane that sends foolish highschool girls into Comas.

Also has a good high
"Hey, may I purchase a bowl of that bud for five dollars for me and my friend?"

*faint*

"SHES IN THE BLUE DREAM!"
by thisshitisgabageagain October 21, 2009
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Blue holed

We got tickets to see the Blue Man Group!!

How?

My girlfriend got blue holed.

Ew.
by CreepedOutByNames October 6, 2011
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blue heart

The blue heart is the bro heart. If you send this to someone after they send you a red, pink, yellow, or white heart, you're being friendzoned pretty hard there. Unless it's your BFF
"So how are things with you and insert crush's name?"
"Not good. Last night he sent me a blue heart!"
by babyfreakingirl October 8, 2020
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blue checks

People who have paid for verification on Twitter and have a blue checkmark next to their name.

After Elon Musk acquired Twitter in October 2022, the blue checkmark lost its former status. This check was once restricted to politicians, journalists, 'official accounts', and other celebrities. After this distinction was dropped, people self-selected into buying verification who were often right wing Musk supporters.

Thus 'blue checks' is often used in context of a discussion to mean terminally online right wing accounts.
"Did you see that celebrity quit Twitter?"
"Yeah, they got ratioed by the blue checks and harassed at all hours"
by dots4dickn May 24, 2023
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