Dumb blonde joke

Stereotypical jokes made by jealous brunettes because guys just like blondes better !! ....And yes I Am a blonde, (and whoever made definition #1 you rock!! )
Example of dumb blonde joke:

Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb

Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!

OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
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tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!
"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"
by Krkič December 11, 2019
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Peter Explains The Joke

Peter Explains The Joke is A meme/User that is most seen in Memetastic Posts.

But most of the times sometimes Peter wont even answer cause everyone keeps calling him.

Some people even this Peter is Actually Memetastic.
"Hey Peter Explains The Joke. So basically Joke Explain"
by AxeKillerBoy September 26, 2019
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what is the best joke

That’s up to you. If you make someone happy that’s all that matters!
by bdoodle_akina November 15, 2019
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Worst joke ever

Simply ,any joke that joseph merheb once said
Can't count them, all merheb's jokes are the worst joke ever
by Feyiz September 18, 2019
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Weet-Bix Joke

Joke1: What did the Aussie kid who always says 'Never eat soggy Weet-bix' say when his Weet-bix got soggy bc he had it with milk like every other normal person?

Joke2:How do you clean up floor spills?

Joke3: How do you make the oceans dry up?

Joke4: How do you make people shrivel up and die?
Weet-bix joke answers:

Answer1: Idek, he just stood there and picked his scab off that he got from falling off his razor scooter at the local park.

Answer2: Drop a weetbick because they're so fucking dry, they'll do the trick and there's ya soggy Weet-bick, boi.

Answer 3: Drop a Weet-bick.

Answer4: Crack a Weet-Bix Joke or just give em a Weet-Bick.
by [Insert swear word] March 22, 2023
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